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Small Dick Humiliation

Small Dick Humiliation Phone Sex

Brace yourself for my Small Dick Humiliation Phone Sex!  Don’t pretend you have anything Small dick Humiliationbigger than a few inches.  Some of you are so small your dick is more like a clit. Are you smaller than my thumb? Many men play with camera angles.

I’m a connoisseur of cock. I know a little dick when I see one. More mushroom than base? Women laugh when you drop your pants? Lots of room in the crotch . Nothing to show, never to grow? Find yourself stuffing your undies just to feel normal?

 

Stop pretending you don’t have a little dick!

Does your  dick completely disappear in your small hand when you jerk it? Well my friend it sounds like you have a little dick! There is this lie circulating that size doesn’t matter. Your wife or girlfriend might tell you that but I won’t. I will viscously with great pleasure cut you down. I will brutally tell you the many ways your little dick is a chronic disappointment.

Since your dick isn’t getting any bigger, you might as well give us a good laugh at your expense.  Trust and know that that even in fantasy we wouldn’t fuck you. So just jerk that tiny dick until all your looser lop flies out. All that little dick looser goo is just dying to escape. Thats why your mommy never cleaned under your bed. All those cum filled socks and dirty secrets.

 

Small Dick Humiliation Sets you straight.

During Small Dick Humiliation I will cut you down to size. One of my callers “J” knows all aboutSmall Dick Humiliation being cut down *Snickers. His dick is so small I mistake it for a speck of dust with my magnify glass. Once I tried to use a pair of tweezers to jerk him off.  The man is hung like  a humming bird. Even after his cock enlargement surgery he is still a tiny shrimp dick of a man.

Its hilarious how he slides on his panties. Taking photos for me to give me a good snicker. His dick is so small it fits so well in bikini panties. Some men could never wear a pair of my panties. But J, He was practically born for them.  I don’t have to cut him down to size. His dick is so small down is the only direction he can go.

 

Little Dick Panty lover!

My “Mr. J’s”  dick is so petite he can slide into my panties effortlessly. Even his balls are small.  Every time he tries to seduce a woman it only ends in laughter. There is no way one can keep a straight face when presented with his penis.

I love turning him into my submissive panty wearing sissy. My cunt licking cross dresser. Here he is showcasing his miniature man-meat as we speak. Don’t worry he begged to be featured in my blog. I would never ever feature anyone with out their permission.

Not only did he beg for the privledge he paid for it!  There was even an extra degrading  release form he had to sign. I have  to had to have special permission to his penis visually featured. You can only imagine the look on my lawyers face when she  saw it. I assure you no petite penises were harmed in the making of this blog.

 

Quest for Small Dick Humiliation

Small Dick HumiliationBow Down for your Small Dick Humiliation and like it. I have sent My “Mr. J on a quest . This weekend he is going to buy the  most girly pink lingerie imaginable. I’m talking lace, fish net, silk, pantyhose. So much pink it would make any sissy faggot small dick looser blush.

Before you say.. oh thats not that small! Understand this is the state of his dick After the dick enlargement surgery.  There is only so much the miracle of modern medicine can do! Also may I remind you Camera Angles are everything.

Then he is going to stop at his local adult toy store to buy a dildo for his  man pussy. But why stop there? Since he isn’t getting any real pussy he needs a pocket one.  I’m sure some of you little dick losers’ can identify with Mr. J’s plight ?

 

Little Dick Losers’ get no pussy!

Wanna make it even more real? Get you an electric automatic suction pocket pussy. The oneStrap On Phone Sex that looks like a mouth. So you can close your eyes and imagine someone is giving you a real blow job. But lets be honest thats not going to happen. Don’t bother paying for it.  Do you really want the call girl to laugh at you like I do?

Even if you paid someone to suck you off there isn’t enough dick there to create any friction. You need one of those extra small pocket pussies. The ones made for miniature micro penises like my “Mr. J’s” . If your smaller than 2 inches don’t even bother with a pocket pussy. You my friend need a suction toy for a clitoris.

 

Roasting Micro penises one dick at a time!

Submissive Secretary Phone SexYou know you want my Small Dick Humiliation! Your tiny micro penis aches for the abuse.  You long to hear my Little dick cheers.  Just the other day my girlfriends and I roasted Mr. J in email. We passed his dick picks around email like a dirty whore.

Then after we got done roasting him we tormented him mercilessly on the phone.  First we made him dress up like a girl. Then we demanded pictures of his depravity to black mail him with. As we were roasting him we ordered him to drink until his bladder was full to the brim.

 

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But there was no way J was going to go to the bathroom oh no. We made that looser piss on himself. He pissed all over himself and his brand new easy chair in his pink panties.  We had a good laugh at his expense. He cried and complained like a little bitch and we loved it.

Then still wet in his piss we made him lube his sorry excuse for a shrimp dick up. As we humiliated him and cheered him on in the most degrading way possible. His cock continuously came like an endless shrimp buffet.

We had a great time egging him on to fuck his own ass. Surprisingly his fingers slide right in. soon he grinding and grunting like  tiny dick pervert. He nutted yet again like a fountain. He even sent us a video of every awkward perverted detail. Of course we called him later to roast him some more. When he tried to lie about his dick size we made him measure it.

 

Small Dick Humiliation Dick tax.

Prepare to pay a dick tax during Small Dick Humiliation Phone Sex. Shrimp Dick cucks like youPantyhose Fetish Phone Sex deserve all the punishment you can get. Maybe we make you piss on yourself. Or go outside dressed like a cross dressing faggot . Some of you need a good ass fucking. Since you don’t have enough dick to give anyone else.

It would be my pleasure to bend you over like the beta bitch you are. Sliding all 8 glorious inches of strapon cock inside you. Driving it deep into your sissy faggot little dick man pussy fuck hole. Go ahead and back that ass up as I peg you like the freak you are.  Feel free to scream no one will hear you.

Are you sure you can handle what I have to offer? No ego stroking here my friend. Mistress Victoria will give it to you raw . When you request Small Dick Humiliation prepare for the pain. I will look at pictures of your little dick in email and judge you. My phone sex girlfriends Joann, Mai, Lynn, Mandy and Kaylee and I will roast you to no end.

 

Shrimp Dicks get roasted.

My Small Dick Humiliation will cut you down 2 size! I love laughing at little cocks. Call me when your micro penis needs extra special attention. We both know you need tweezers for that little thing. A magnify glass can just barely identify your cock.

Some of you are so small I need a electron microscope.   Trust me, some of you have a penis not even mommy could love. It’s laughable how you think any woman would even desire to fuck you. Your cock is so small you might as well have a vagina.

Even if we scissor like lesbians you couldn’t get me off. So just slide that vibrator up your ass and jerk it.  The only action your getting tonight is laughter. You couldn’t even make a woman scream during Anal. The truth is a bitter pill to swallow Mr.. J. In this case that pill is bigger than your dick.

Call me if you dare. Call Victoria 1-888-295-4932 https://victoriaforphonesex.com/

Call Joann When I’m away 1-877-631-3024  https://naughtyphonegirljo.com/

Call us soon, Because fuck me with your small dick said no girl ever! *snickers.

 

Ass Worship Phone Sex

Ass Worship Phone Sex

Ass Worship Phone Sex Freaks Love to call me!

Are you my Ass Worship Phone Sex freak? My dirty little dick phone sex pervert who loves to jerk your tiny cock to the nastiest phone sex ever? You love listening to me take a nice piss! On your hands and knees rubbing my feet. Looking down between my legs as my golden piss flows between my pussy lips.

Get on your hands & knees for my Ass Worship Phone Sex!

Ass Worship Phone Sex perverts like you love to tongue fuck my dirty cunt & dirty ass! You wanted to see me take a nice shit up close and personal. So I sat in a bottomless chair with a clear glass bowl underneath. I could feel the pressure as the shit began to pucker at my asshole.

Your a dirty Ass Worship Phone Sex  freak!

You watched in anticipation for Ass Worship Phone Sex as I bent over elbows on my knees. Getting ready to take my morning shit. At first I pushed a little & bent over. When I felt the Shit crowning at my asshole I completely relaxed. Breathing nice and deep as the nice thick shit began to push out of my tight little asshole. One by one nice long  brown shits began to fall into that glass bowl.

Become my personal shit licker during Ass Worship Phone Sex !

You were completely mesmerized watching me  & waiting for Ass Worship Phone Sex! You got up close as I began to push shit out of my hot tight ass! Long CreamyAss Worship Phone Sex thick Deep chocolate brown soft round Shit logs filled that glass bowl under my chair. I bent over so you could tongue fuck my dirty ass. Licking my log cutter. Tongue fucking my shit hole like a scat slave. That makes you my shit licker now doesn’t it?

Filthy freaks love Ass Worship Phone Sex  !

Your little dick was so hard for my Ass Worship Phone Sex.  Your tiny dick leaking precum as you were worshipping my dirty ass! Diving deep with your tongue in my shit hole! Licking my dirty creamy ass  chin deep until I was clean. What a filthy freak you are. Now that your my Ass licking toilet bitch you will do as I demand. I don’t need toilet paper or a toilet now that I have you! You’ll lick that shit hole pissy, sweaty, dirty & shitty! Savoring everything that cum’s out of both my dirty sweaty holes.

Tiny dicks get so hot & bothered during Ass Worship Phone Sex.

Ass Worship Phone Sex Starts with your service & ends with your pathetic cum on my feet! Now that your hot & bothered Stick your tiny dick between my big and second toe so I can jerk you off! If your good I might even let you stick your little dick in my creamy dirty ass! Go ahead & pound away, I can’t even feel your small cock! Then cum on my toes and lick it all up! Eat all your own cum like the freak you are! I wouldn’t even know it was in unless you told me *Snickers.

Ready to tongue fuck my asshole & be my personal shit licker? Call me for Ass Worship Phone Sex 1-877-589-0531!

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Little Dick Humiliation

Little Dick Humiliation 4 small dick losers!

You called me with your one inch dick for Little Dick Humiliation. You send me endless pictures of your tiny pathetic penis in your black thong panties and thigh high stockings. I couldn’t help but show all my girlfriends how pathetic your little dick is. Your cock is the smallest dick my girlfriend’s and I have ever seen. We call each other up and laugh at your little pathetic penis. I can’t believe you thought you were going to fuck me with that? Your dick could never make me cum!

Get laughed at during Little Dick Humiliation Phone sex

Little  Dick  humiliation cucks love their tiny woefully inadequate cocks being laughed at. You don’t call for the promise of pussy you call for the illusion of pussy you can never have. The only thing your going to get when you show off your one inch wonder is laughter. That’s not a dick its a man button! Little Dick HumiliationEven if we scissor like lesbians you couldn’t make me cum with that tiny little thing. When we first met you were the college mascot. You jumped around in your furry costume but then you would sit under the bleachers and none of us knew why.

 

One day my girlfriends and I decided to creep up on you. We caught you under the bleachers jerking your tiny little penis under your costume as you looked up our cheerleading skirts. Your such a pervert jerking your man button to cheerleader up-skirt pussy under the bleachers. I thought I felt an unusual breeze on my cunt. You were practically breathing on my panties. Hiding under the bleachers jerking off so hard like your dick owed you money. Creeping on my cunt and getting as close as you could get. Probably to get a sniff of my perfect pussy. Knowing I would never let you fuck me!

We decide to get you on camera and black mail you during Little Dick Humiliation phone sex. We make you put on our cheer leader uniform and jerk your tiny little penis for our amusement. We point and laugh about how small your man button is. We cheer you  on  mockingly as you stroke that sorry excuse for a dick. Laughing at your tiny cock the entire  time. Want to hear my little dick cheers as I laugh at you? I can be very mean if you desire. Watch what you wish for. Only request Little Dick Humiliation if you can truly handle the pain of being ridiculed and laughed at!