Small Dick Humiliation Phone Sex

Brace yourself for my Small Dick Humiliation Phone Sex!  Don’t pretend you have anything bigger than a few inches.  Some of you are so small your dick is more like a clit. Are you smaller than my thumb? Many men play with camera angles.

I’m a connoisseur of cock. I know a little dick when I see one. More mushroom than base? Women laugh when you drop your pants? Lots of room in the crotch . Nothing to show, never to grow? Find yourself stuffing your undies just to feel normal?

 

Stop pretending you don’t have a little dick!

 

Does your  dick completely disappear in your small hand when you jerk it? Well my friend it sounds like you have a little dick! There is this lie circulating that size doesn’t matter. Your wife or girlfriend might tell you that but I won’t. I will viscously with great pleasure cut you down. I will brutally tell you the many ways your little dick is a chronic disappointment.

Since your dick isn’t getting any bigger, you might as well give us a good laugh at your expense.  Trust and know that that even in fantasy we wouldn’t fuck you. So just jerk that tiny dick until all your looser lop flies out. All that little dick looser goo is just dying to escape. Thats why your mommy never cleaned under your bed. All those cum filled socks and dirty secrets.

 

Small Dick Humiliation Sets you straight.

 

During Small Dick Humiliation I will cut you down to size. One of my callers “J” knows all about being cut down *Snickers. His dick is so small I mistake it for a speck of dust with my magnify glass. Once I tried to use a pair of tweezers to jerk him off.  The man is hung like  a humming bird. Even after his cock enlargement surgery he is still a tiny shrimp dick of a man.

Its hilarious how he slides on his panties. Taking photos for me to give me a good snicker. His dick is so small it fits so well in bikini panties. Some men could never wear a pair of my panties. But J, He was practically born for them.  I don’t have to cut him down to size. His dick is so small down is the only direction he can go.

 

Little Dick Panty lover!

 

My “Mr. J’s”  dick is so petite he can slide into my panties effortlessly. Even his balls are small.  Every time he tries to seduce a woman it only ends in laughter. There is no way one can keep a straight face when presented with his penis.

I love turning him into my submissive panty wearing sissy. My cunt licking cross dresser. He is always begging to showcase his miniature man-meat in my blogs. Don’t worry he begs to be featured in my blogs. I would never ever feature anyone with out their permission.

Not only did he beg for the privledge he pays for it!  There was even an extra degrading  permission email he had to send. I had  to have to have special permission for his penis to visually be featured in some of my blogs. That he begged to be in.  Its an honor to be featured in my blog after all. You can only imagine the look on my lawyers face when she  saw it. I assure you no petite penises were harmed in the making of any of my blogs.

 

Quest for Small Dick Humiliation

Bow Down for your Small Dick Humiliation and like it. I have sent My “Mr. J on a quest . This weekend he is going to buy the  most girly pink lingerie imaginable. I’m talking lace, fish net, silk, pantyhose. So much pink it would make any sissy faggot small dick looser blush.

Before you say.. oh thats not that small! Understand this is the state of his dick After the dick enlargement surgery.  There is only so much the miracle of modern medicine can do! Also may I remind you Camera Angles are everything. Of course he played with the camera. To try to make his shrimp dick look as big as possible.

Then he is going to stop at his local adult toy store to buy a dildo for his  man pussy. But why stop there? Since he isn’t getting any real pussy he needs a pocket one.  I’m sure some of you little dick losers’ can identify with Mr. J’s plight ? As of late he finally broke down and bought a fuck doll. Too funny, endless entertainment.

And he isn’t the only one. Some of you send me pictures of you fucking your love dolls. Which entertains me greatly. I love snickering at you putting your pathetic tiny dicks into a doll. One of my callers went all out and bought one of those ones that looks so real. He is always inside her whenever we play. He can’t wait for the robots to come out. So he can pound her with his tiny little dick.  I remember before he bought a real doll he had one of those blow up ones. It fucking popped on him. Scared both of us but it was fucking hilarious.

Little Dick Losers’ get no pussy!

Wanna make it even more real? Get you an electric automatic suction pocket pussy. The one that looks like a mouth. So you can close your eyes and imagine someone is giving you a real blow job. But lets be honest thats not going to happen. Don’t bother paying for it.  Do you really want the call girl to laugh at you like I do?

Even if you paid someone to suck you off there isn’t enough dick there to create any friction. You need one of those extra small pocket pussies. The ones made for miniature micro penises like my “Mr. J’s” . If your smaller than 2 inches don’t even bother with a pocket pussy. You my friend need a suction toy for a clitoris.

 

Roasting Micro penises one dick at a time!

You know you want my Small Dick Humiliation! Your tiny micro penis aches for the abuse.  You long to hear my Little dick cheers.  Just the other day my girlfriends and I roasted Mr. J in email. We passed his dick picks around email like a dirty whore.

Then after we got done roasting him we tormented him mercilessly on the phone.  First we made him dress up like a girl. Then we demanded pictures of his depravity to black mail him with. As we were roasting him we ordered him to drink until his bladder was full to the brim.

 

SPH Phone Sex Mistress

But there was no way J was going to go to the bathroom oh no. We made that looser piss on himself. He pissed all over himself and his brand new easy chair in his pink panties.  We had a good laugh at his expense. He cried and complained like a little bitch and we loved it.

Then still wet in his piss we made him lube his sorry excuse for a shrimp dick up. As we humiliated him and cheered him on in the most degrading way possible. His cock continuously came like an endless shrimp buffet.

We had a great time egging him on to fuck his own ass. Surprisingly his fingers slide right in. soon he grinding and grunting like  tiny dick pervert. He nutted yet again like a fountain. He even sent us a video of every awkward perverted detail. Of course we called him later to roast him some more. When he tried to lie about his dick size we made him measure it.

 

Small Dick Humiliation Dick tax.

Prepare to pay a dick tax during Small Dick Humiliation Phone Sex.  Pay a tip/tribute and take your punishment. Shrimp Dick cucks like you deserve all the punishment you can get. Maybe we make you piss on yourself. Or go outside dressed like a cross dressing faggot . Some of you need a good ass fucking. Since you don’t have enough dick to give anyone else.

It would be my pleasure to bend you over like the beta bitch you are. Sliding all 8 glorious inches of strapon cock inside you. Driving it deep into your sissy faggot little dick man pussy fuck hole. Go ahead and back that ass up as I peg you like the freak you are.  Feel free to scream no one will hear you.

Are you sure you can handle what I have to offer? No ego stroking here my friend. Mistress Victoria will give it to you raw . When you request Small Dick Humiliation prepare for the pain. I will look at pictures of your little dick in email and judge you. My phone sex girlfriends Joann, Mai, Lynn, Mandy , Sarah, and Kaylee and I will roast you to no end.

 

Shrimp Dicks get roasted.

My Small Dick Humiliation will cut you down 2 size! I love laughing at little cocks. Call me when your micro penis needs extra special attention. We both know you need tweezers for that little thing. A magnify glass can just barely identify your cock.

Some of you are so small I need a electron microscope.   Trust me, some of you have a penis not even mommy could love. It’s laughable how you think any woman would even desire to fuck you. Your cock is so small you might as well have a vagina.

Even if we scissor like lesbians you couldn’t get me off. So just slide that vibrator up your ass and jerk it.  The only action your getting tonight is laughter. You couldn’t even make a woman scream during Anal. The truth is a bitter pill to swallow Mr.. J. In this case that pill is bigger than your dick.

Call us soon, Because fuck me with your small dick said no girl ever! *snickers.