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Medical Humiliation Phone Sex

Are you ready for Medical Humiliation Phone Sex?

Medical Humiliation Phone Sex Dr. Victoria

You called me for Medical Humiliation Phone sex. Your a 21 year old virgin who lives a very sheltered life. While on the internet you stumbled across a porn video. Your cock got hard all on its own. Part of you felt guilty for watching. But you couldn’t look away. All those cocks fucking all those mouths and pussies. Hot wet juicy pussies. But their dicks were so big.

Your cock is much smaller than the ones in the video. Standing at attention at a mere two inches. A tiny skinny micro penis . Barely larger than my thumb. You jerked your cock as hard as you could. It felt so good to rub your little dick. Finding yourself incredibly anxious. Because your mother might catch you. Still living at home with mommy. Never knowing the touch of a woman.

Medical Humiliation Phone Sex begins Now!

Medical Humiliation Phone Sex Nurse Joann

Medical Humiliation Phone Sex takes an exciting turn. As your masturbating your penis you ejaculate in your eyes. Thick creamy sperm shoots right into your sensitive eye balls. You call the emergency line because your in optical agony. The dispatcher sends EMTS to your house. Imagine how surprised your mother was to get that knock on the door. Quickly the EMTS rush to your bedroom to save you. Where your mother and the EMTS find you covered in your own semen. Screaming and rubbing your eyes with one hand. Spent flaccid penis in the other.

The EMTs ask you what occurred. You explain how you were rubbing your penis and your sperm shot into your eye balls. They shine a flash light into your face. Your eyes are very red and irritated. As a safety precaution the EMTS flush your eyes with sterile saline. They ask your mother to assist you with zipping your pants back on. So they can clean your face and put you on a gurney for transport to the hospital . So you can be evaluated for potential injuries.

Everyone laughs at your Medical Humiliation Phones Sex

What a loser.

The EMTS and your mother laugh at your Medical Humiliation Phone Sex predicament. Your own mother can’t help but snicker. As she texts her girlfriends about what a pathetic small dick loser you are. On the way to the hospital you can hear the EMTS snickering at your expense. Telling each other they have never seen such a small dick. That your micro penis was the smallest cock they had ever seen.

Laughing at the fact you cried like a bitch and called the emergency line. Because you came in your own eyes. Crying about the pain and discomfort. Hardly believing a cock that small even had that much cum. But than again your probably such a loser . Because no one has ever touched your penis. So all those years of pent up frustration led to this call. This is going to be hysterical. They can’t wait to tell all the other EMTS about you. That you had to have an ambulance called. Because you injured your eyes while jerking off.

The Excitement continues during Medical Humiliation Phone Sex

You get admitted to the emergency room after Medical Humiliation Phone Sex. To ensure your vision is fully intact. Your mother is dutifully by your side. While trying to hide snickers to seem supportive. Imagine your laying on a gurney in an emergency waiting room. Cum stains all over your cloths with blood shot eyes. Waiting to be seen by a physician.

When its your turn to be seen the EMTS and your mother loudly explain what brought you there. Nurses take your vitals while trying not to laugh. While your mom and the EMTS do their best to remain supportive and professional. The other patients and staff can’t help but listen in as well. The entire emergency is cracking up laughing. At the fact your woefully inadequate penis exploded in your face. As you pathetically jerked it off for the very first time.

 

Your Medical Humiliation Phone Sex continues.

Medical Humiliation Phone Sex Victoria

 

Its time for your Medical Humiliation Phone Sex exam. All the Nurses are snickering. Dr. Victoria does her very best to retain professional composure. Reading from your chart doing her best not to make eye contact. She asks what brings you into the emergency room today. Your mom answers for you. Explaining how you accidently ejaculated in your eyes. That the pain was excruciating. And her and the EMTS wanted to make sure your eye sight was intact.

Dr. Victoria inspects your eyes first. Most of the discomfort is gone but the redness remains. She prescribes some comforting eye drops. Then she inspects the rest of you. Stifling a laugh as she takes in the view of your erect micro penis. Has your dick always been this small? Dr Victoria asks. You meekly admit you have always had a little dick. As the good doctor continues to exam you says good news your ready to be discharged. Just be sure to masturbate safely and take the eye drops until the redness in your eyes dissapates.

Medical Humiliation Phone Sex Diagnosis sends you over the edge.

Medical Humiliation Phone Sex Joann

Your Medical Humiliation Phone Sex Diagnosis is as follows. Dr. Victoria explains that while you were masturbating you ejaculated in your eyes. Which caused the optical inflammation. But she sees no evidence of sustained serious injury. To take the prescribed eye drops. And follow up with an eye doctor as well as your primary care physician. Your mother and the nurses cannot stop laughing at your expense.

You of course don’t fully understand the diagnosis. What is Masturbation and Ejaculation you meekly ask. Dr. Victoria gives you a blank face. As she tries to hide the laughter threatening to bust out . And tells you that your discharged. She hands you the paper work and says your free to go. However no one understands your experiencing little dick anxiety. Soon you began to have a micro penis panic attack. Crying and begging to know what those two words mean.

Things Escalate during Medical Humiliation Phone Sex.

Soon you begin crying and convulsing during Medical Humiliation Phone Sex. Dr. Victoria requests “Code Teal” over the intercom. Requesting more assistance for a “Code Teal”. All the medical staff move quickly to move you to an isolation room. Strapping you down and covering your hands. The stress of masturbating your micro penis caused a physchotic break.

Dr. Victoria explains to the staff the stress of you jerking off and cumming in your eyes was far to much for you. Patient is convulsing and experiencing a psychotic episode. She tells Nurse Fukyoo to install an IV drip. Nurse Fukyoo administers 2 ccs of calm the fuck down and 5 ccs of shut the fuck up. As the medication seeps into your veins sleep lulls you. And you drift into darkness. You awaken to Nurse Joann and Therapist Sarah by your bedside.

Time for Medical Humiliation Phone Sex Therapy

Medical Humiliation Phone Sex Therapy begins. Dr. Sarah explains you are in a medical isolation room. That you cannot be released until you have completed your therapy. She asks you what brought you to the emergency room. What made you want to masturbate. How did you ejaculate in your eyes. How did you feel while you were masturbating. What happened when the hot cum shot into your eyes and began burning? What was going through your mind.

You were nervous to answer at first. But Dr. Sarah assured you that this was a safe place. And you could share anything with her. Nurse Joann was snickering in the background. As you described how you accidently stumbled on a porn video online. Causing you your very first erection. Dr. Sarah was surprised that at 21 you had never touched your dick before. You explained how you were homeschooled by a very religious conservative mother. And that even after you graduated she never allowed you to explore the world around you.

Confess your Medical Humiliation Phone Sex Fantasies to me.

Medical Humiliation Phone Sex therapy continued. Dr. Sarah wanted to hear every single detail of your depravity. How your dick got hard when you saw the porn for the first time. How you began rubbing your cock like they did in the movie. That it felt so good you couldn’t stop. But you were so worried mommy would catch you. However you later admitted part of you wish she would have.

Dr. Sarah took pity on your predicament. Having lived a very sheltered life. You had never experienced what it felt like to be with a woman. Not that any woman would want to fuck you. With a tiny pathetic penis like that. Teaching you to masturbate safely would be crucial for your mental emotional health. Because after all no woman is going to ever want to fuck you. You confessed how exciting it was to experience your first orgasm. But how much it scared you when you came in your eyes. And how humiliating it felt when your mother laughed at your tiny little cock.

Time for Jerk off Instruction.

Medical Humiliation Phone Sex Sarah

You were afraid to start Jerk of instruction. But Dr. Sarah assured you that she would be there for you every step of the day. Every day for a month Dr. Sarah came into your room. To help you jerk off. Playing porn videos and showing you their tits. Demanding you jerk your tiny little penis for them. You rubbed your micro penis with great enthusiasm. As Nurse Joann laughed hysterically in the background. Mocking you for having such a tiny little pin dick.

Soon you were able to masturbate daily without incident. Masturbating independently as Dr. Sarah and Nurse Joann looked on. They mockingly coaxed you to completion. Telling you to jerk your little dick for them. Saying that your a good boy , as you rubbed it furiously with the lotion the hospital provided. To give you extra encouragement Dr. Sarah assisted you in the process. Putting on a pair of latex gloves and squeezing lotion into her hand. Stroking your dick up and down as you moaned enthusiastically.

Medical Humiliation Phone Sex Therapy was successful

Medical Humiliation Phone Sex Dr. Sarah

Your Medical Humiliation Phone Sex therapy was successful. Soon you were masturbating independently several times a day without incident. Exposure therapy was successful. Dr. Sarah witnessed no incident of Masturbation anxiety . Nor did Dr. Sarah observe any Masturbation Post traumatic Stress disorder. You were given a clean bill of health. Jerking your tiny dick off happily several times a day to completion. No further ejaculation psychosis was observed.

Are you a pathetic virgin with a micro penis? Never knowing the touch of a woman. Seeking masturbation assistance. To cure you of your anxiety from jerking off? I can help you with your little problem. Dr. Sarah, Nurse Joann and I will help create your treatment plan. To assist you on becoming a successful masturbator. So you can stroke your little pathetic dick safely.

Do you want us to be kind sweet and sensual? Or mean cruel and savage? Call us for micro penis masturbation therapy. We will give you one on one instructions over the phone. To help you milk your little dick to completion. As we laugh mock and poke fun at your pathetic woefully inadequate dick. Call us for more Medical Humiliation Phone Sex now.

Call Victoria at 1-888-295-4932 And go to her personal website now: https://victoriaforphonesex.com/

Call Sarah at: 1-866-791-5163  And go to her personal website now: https://dirtytalkgirl.com/

Call Joann at : 1-877-631-3024 And go to her personal Website now: https://naughtyphonegirljo.com/

We can’t wait to play!

Cheerleader Phone Sex

Cheerleader Phone Sex is fun.

Home Wrecker Phone SexWe caught you during Cheerleader Phone Sex. You were trying on lacy silky thongs at the local department store. Picking them off the rack and admiring them. Walking out of your dressing room to admire yourself in the mirror.  You heard us laughing at you. As you stood there in your bright electric orange thong.

We invited you to our house party. We never thought you would actually come. The moment you get home you couldn’t wait to change. Picking just the right outfit for the party. You love to wear soft silky colorful lacy panties. Admiring your mini pocket-sized powerhouse in the mirror.

Smooth stockings that are sheer in pastels or bright colors. Shades ranging from delicate barely beige to a bright bold hot pink .You love how the silky smooth fabric glides over your skin. Hugging your pint sized prick and holding your petite balls in. Touching yourself through the nylons . Getting an itty bitty boner.

Cheerleader Phone Sex

Cheerleader Phone Sex if you dare.

You arrive to our  Cheerleader Phone Sex party. When you dressed up for us you felt incredibly exposed. But you loved when we laugh at you. Your a magnet for amusement. “Look who it is!” “It’s Tiny Tim! “Small dicked pretty sissy! We openly mock.

We found your outfit endlessly amusing. Laughter echoing as we point at your  almost invisible willy . “Did your midget weenie shrink?” we ask mockingly. You try to stretch your cock out in your panties.  Desperately trying  to be bigger. Which only makes us roll with laughter. Inspiring us to publicly humiliate you. Just like we are doing right now in this blog.

Pushing you into the front yard making you a public spectacle. As all the other cheer leaders arrive. Endless laughter at what your wearing. Mocking laughter the soundtrack to your ultimate humiliation. You even wore a touch of lipstick to finish the look. The perfect sissy faggot party favor to pass around and mock.

Cheerleader Phone Sex

Freaky Cheerleader Phone Sex.

During Cheerleader Phone Sex All of us whispered and pointed. “What a freak, I can’t even see his fuck meat”. You wang is too small to impress anyone. Your cock was too little to even be a shrimp dick. You have a very small cock. Is that even a cock at all? Are you sure your not really a girl?

Your dick was practically a speck of sand with balls. That when you jerk off struggles to even reach an inch. Your tiny fuck stick is endlessly hilarious. Skinny like a tooth pick. We laughed and told you to pull down your panties and let us see. Your sissy clit hides out in your panties.

You reveal your naked teenie weenie to us with shame. You have an invisible, insignificant fuck button.  “Your too small to fuck our pretty pink holes. As we point at your tiny pin dick. “Micro-Shrimp” we say with mocking laughter . “Is that your Teeny-Tiny Tim.” we giggle.

 

Cheerleader Phone Sex is hot.

Cheerleader Phone SexYou try to cover your exposed non existent cock during Cheerleader Phone Sex.  But its useless trying to hide a grain of sand! Your a microscopic man. We give you a pity fuck. But when you get between our legs we can’t feel a thing. Your dwarf sized shrimp dick barely scrapes the sides.

You pant and moan like a sissy freak in heat. Only for your tiny cock to erupt instantly. You couldn’t even last five minutes. Delicate hairless balls that don’t have much cum. Your sissy stick is useless smaller than my thumb.

We need a larger stronger  fatter dick to make us cum. Your sissy clit just can’t reach. Your micro-Shrimp dick is barely the size of a pinhead. A tiny, itty bitty pale speck of a pecker. The smallest shrimp I have ever seen.

Easily mistaken for a grain of sand or a speck of dust. The smallest prick, While the other dicks are plump and juicy. More of a sissy clit really. Barely noticeable in your panties. Laughable when exposed. We couldn’t believe your cock was so small.

 

Ready for Cheerleader Phone Sex?

During Cheerleader Phone Sex Your fun sized cock is perfectly sized for for a laugh. Barely theHorny Quickie Phone Sex size of a scant cocktail sausage. We tease you mercilessly. “Look at that little miniscule bite-size guy!” “You couldn’t even fill a belly button. The insults made you feel deflated.

No matter how much you beg we keep mocking you. We always chose the larger fatter dicks. Your “Too small to fuck a girl,” We tease. “Not worth getting naked for” we joke. Tears welled in your tiny, non-existent compact fuck stick. Your hard inch throbbing and twitching. Blowing your tiny pathetic load.

We laugh on how your cock is destined to be  forever unwanted and alone. You keep hoping someone will want your smaller little fuck button. Take pity on you and play with it. But your teeny weeny is too small to make us cum. The tiniest undersized dick we have ever seen.

Cheerleader Phone Sex

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Cheerleader Phone Sex ends with you straddling a dick shaped butt plug. That is 8 times the size of your itty bitty cock.  You slowly slide down on that greased up plug. Bouncing up and down on it like a horny faggot. Looking like a sissy freak in your panties.

Panting heavily like a horny pervert as you jerked off. As you beat your miniature mini meat for our entertainment. Ready to be mocked endlessly? Want us to put you in your place? Making fun of your little teeny tiny dick like we do with Mr. J?

Call us we can’t wait to play. We will laugh at , mock,  ridicule your tiny little sissy button. Cheer you on as you bounce on your butt plug like a faggot. And beat your almost invisible sissy meat. Call us soon we will be waiting. Ask for mean cheerleader sph cross dressing phone sex if you dare.

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SPH Crossdressing PhonesexYou would not believe who came back for SPH Crossdressing Phonesex. I will give you 3 hints: tiny, little, penis. He has a tiny midget pin dick. We love to laugh at Mr. J and call him names.

What a pathetic sissy bitch cross dressing faggot. We are all laughing at you as you read this. Your tiny little mushroom dick is so pathetic. Your not worthy to fuck our perfect cunts.

Your dick is more like a bonafide sissy clit because its so small. I can’t even see it . Do you even have a cock? I think not. More like an extended belly button. Your are always jerking off.

Whenever you call I can hear your dick making wet sloppy noises . Your jerking off hard in your  hand like a pervert. Panty boy sissy fagot small dicked pervert beating your meat all the time like a small dick loser. Tiny little dicks sissy massaging your mini meat hard and fast.

Sph Crossdressing Phonesex is hot.

Guess who’s little SPH Crossdressing Phonesex dick needs attention! When Mr. J flashed me ISPH Crossdressing Phonesex nearly choked on my iced mocha. He bragged about his raging 3 inches. But he gotta really pull that dick to get those two inches (more like 1 in a half) .

He tries to use all kind of angles to make it look bigger to no avail. Which just makes me and my girlfriends laugh that much harder. He confessed he loves to dress up. Be dominated by cheer leaders with strapons.

Bent over and pegged hard. I promised to make him suck it. Then we would take turns turning out his pretty pink butthole. While he beats his loser meat. If he was lucky we might piss on him. Let him lick up our pee and lick our cunts. Which is the closest to our pussies that loser is every going to get.

SPH Crossdressing Phonesex makes you cum.

SPH Crossdressing PhonesexWe had SPH Crossdressing Phonesex with Mr. J. He totally looks like a lady. What a Bitch Boy!!! Rubbing his little micro shrimp clitty for us. Your such a Small dick crossdressing loser Mr. J.

Your cocks the size of a micro dot. We can’t believe how tiny it is. Your Hung like a hummingbird. No wonder you fit in your lacy panties so well. With a tiny erection like a nipple.

When you cum all night its quick. So quick it gives me whiplash. Fucking you is like getting endless shrimp. You  jerk off in your panties several times a day in less than a minute.

Riding your dildo at night like a freak. Moaning like a whore. Bouncing up and down cheeks clapping. During the sleep over  you were beating  your micro meat so hard. We couldn’t believe how small  your cock was. You were breathing so heavy and drooling on yourself.

Are you ready for SPH Crossdressing Phonesex?

Mr. J got caught enjoying SPH Crossdressing Phonesex again. He was wearing thongs andSPH Crossdressing Phonesex thigh high stockings under his sweats. He got caught trying them on at the mall we all shop at. He had all kinds of lacey lingerie and little skirts and heels in his buggy.

We decided to stalk him during his shopping trip. Trying to keep our voices down. But we couldn’t help but bust out laughing. Then he flashed me his man clit. My middle finger is bigger than your pathetic micro penis. You a such a little dick looser Mr. J.

Your dick is so little, I want to file a missing persons report to find it. Your  micro-penis is even smaller than a thimble . Dressing up like a small man clit faggot. I know you like the attention. Now we point at you whenever we see you. Making jerk off motions  and moaning noises. Laughing hysterically at your pinky sized cock.

Show me your little SPH Crossdressing Phonesex dick.

SPH Crossdressing PhonesexEven my thumb is bigger than your  SPH Crossdressing Phonesex dick. Your dick is to little to fuck my cunt.  You can’t fuck me even if you tried. You said you had a big dick, and you obviously lied .

I’ve heard of a grow-er. And I’ve heard of a show-er. But…I think yours is a shrink-er. I don’t know what ruler you were using but it wasn’t inches. Maybe you measured it in centimeters? Or did you use millimeters?

Whenever he sees a girl he jizzes in his pants. Are you moaning like a sissy bitch in heat Mr. J?
Arching your back and bouncing on your butt plug? Pulling on your tiny pud while you fuck your own ass? Dreaming about us taking turns pegging you?  drilling you with our  strapons 4x the size of your cock. Of course we will make you suck them first.

Are you into SPH Crossdressing Phonesex?

During SPH Crossdressing Phonesex we caught you? We lurked in the store and watched asSPH Crossdressing Phonesex you tried all kinds of things on. You purposefully left the door to your changing room open. You had your legs, crotch and balls shaved smooth.

Wearing a push up bra pushing up your sissy bitch tits. Because you love been seen and laughed at. Mr. J is a total attention whore ! Are you dressing up for us today Mr. J? Show us your panties darling! We can always use a good laugh.

Show us your new outfit Mr. J. We want to see what a sissy crossdressing fag you are. Does dressing up make you feel feminine and submissive? Having problems finding your dick loser? Maybe a magnifying glass and tweezers might help help you *snickers. Or a microscope perhaps?

Mr. J loves  SPH Crossdressing Phonesex

SPH Crossdressing PhonesexWe love cheering for you during SPH Crossdressing Phonesex. Laughing at you as we cheer you on. Reminding you what  a shrimp dick cuck you are. Taking lots of pictures of you dressed like a sissy faggot bitch.

You  love to put on shiny leggings and sheer lacy panties and bra’s.  You even have short little skirts and Rave outfits too. No girl would ever fuck you. You’re a tiny little dick sissy bitch guy Mr. J.

Your dick is totally useless. Your tiny little mushroom is a real Mood Stealer. Hey stumpy, are you sure thats not a belly button? Your man clit is a real Orgasm killer.  I couldn’t get off to looking at your cock if I tried. I loose my arousal just looking at your sorry excuse for a dick. Your mini midget boner can’t make me cum. But your micro boner definitely makes me laugh.

Are you a SPH Crossdressing Phonesex pervert?

SPH Crossdressing Phonesex will get you laughed at. Brave enough for the pain? Are you areSPH Crossdressing Phonesex Cross dressing pervert into SPH? Also known as Small Penis Humiliation. Want us to savagely humiliate your little midget dick? Speaking of midget dick we caught Mr. J jerking off through his pants.

We were roaring with laughter. “That’s not a dick or a clit. ” You have a short man button. For comic relief I let him get on top of me. More as a joke than anything else. When he fucked me I couldn’t even feel it.  I kept asking him if it was in yet. He looked so demoralized. But he kept pushing on .

Trying to fuck me in vain like the little dick cross dressing fag who could. Or in your case who couldn’t . It was a pity fuck really. Even if he stuck it in my belly button, there would be zero friction. His cock just keep getting smaller every time I see it. Is that even possible?

SPH Crossdressing Phonesex

SPH Crossdressing PhonesexMr. J is a total SPH Crossdressing Phonesex freak. Probably has a hole in every single pocket of all his pants. So he can reach in and rub his man clit whenever he sees a hot girl. The other day we caught him at cheer leading practice. He had his hand in his pocket.

I thought it was weird how he was sitting there with an intense look on his face. Staring at us, breathing heavily. Now I know why. He was jerking it in his pocket. Breathing hard tongue hanging out of his mouth panting. Drooling on himself. Mr. J is a pervert.

A little shrimp dick pervert. Maybe you’ll dream about what it’s like to have a real cock *snickers. Not that …that will ever happen. The penis enlargement you spent all that money for didn’t even make your dick look normal.  Your cock literally went from invisible to a visual joke.

SPH Crossdressing Phonesex

We laughed at him so hard during SPH Crossdressing Phonesex.  He probably went straightSPH Crossdressing Phonesex home to beat his meat all night long. Jerking off until he passed out. In his sissy pink lacy panties no doubt.  Locking himself in his room for hours I’m sure.

Soaking wet butt plug in his greased up ass. Panties full of sticky yicky looser goo. Tiny midget prick cried so many cum tears he probably fainted. What a worthless little dick loser. I bet he dreams about what its like to have a real man’s dick.

Mr. Senor’ micro penis has a stiffy 24×7. You can’t even tell he even has a dick in those little dainty sissy panties.  Sometimes he sends us videos and pictures. Bragging about the big dick he doesn’t have.  He only needs two fingers and tweezers to jerk his cock its so small.

SPH Crossdressing Phonesex

SPH Crossdressing Phonesex

I bet your SPH Crossdressing Phonesex pockets are full of loser lop cum tears.
That’s why your hands are always in your pockets when your stare at us. Pockets full of sticky  loser goo lop . That’s why we invite you over for sleep overs. So we can have some fun with you.

At your expense of course. It’s hilarious how you thought you were gonna get some. Get some what? You can’t possibly fuck us with that woefully inadequate dick! You came with a trench coat on. Underneath you were in your lacy panties and shiny stockings.

Beating your mini micro meat like it owes  you money. You had to find a  extra small cock stroker. What a sissy small dick loser. I bet you have a dildo up your ass right now as you read this huh loser? Jerking your man clit . Call us now… for more SPH Crossdressing Phonesex! You know you want to !

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Are you a small dick loser too like Mr. J? Want us to savagely knock you down to size? (Not that your that big to begin with). Ok sissy you asked for it. But prepare for the most savage phone call you have ever experienced. Because if you give us the green light to be mean oh we will.

We will troll your sorry excuse for a woefully inadequate pin dick mercilessly.  We love SPH calls. Gives us an excuse to blow off some steam at your expense. Request this type of call if you dare! You were warned.  This type of call is not for the sensitive or the weak. *snickers.